الخميس، 13 أغسطس 2015

Is Kim Kardashian pregnant, or is it all just another celebrity conspiracy?

The truth is out there, but it’s pretty hard to detect, what with all the theories about the stars and the way their offspring suddenly appear after nine months

Doff your tinfoil in solidarity, for these are dark times for the truther movement in celebrity pregnancy. Of course, we know that truthing is always a lonely path, which the dedicated conspiracist is fated to tread with only countless other wingnuts and the odd US presidential hopeful for company. But advances in technology, coupled with regressions in self-esteem, mean that it has never been easier for our celebrity rulers to counter claims that they are faking their pregnancies.

Only this week, Kim Kardashian decided to crack down on speculation that she was doing what so many celebrities do: faking a pregnancy using an ever-expanding set of state-of-the-art prosthetics for all trips out of the home for at least six months, while the real baby is incubated remotely, either in an indentured civilian girl or a laboratory birthing pod in Area 51.

Related: Why Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy selfie would turn Titian on

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from Pregnancy | The Guardian http://ift.tt/1JflPVR

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