Were naming the baby after Noel Edmonds!

As Stuart Heritage and his girlfriend get ready for parenthood, he explains why the TV presenter is his guiding light

My child hasnt been born yet, but I already know that Im going to be a terrible parent. The worst. Im going to be fussy and overattentive. Im going to micromanage the hell out of everything it ever does. Im going to live in a constant state of panic. Theres a pretty good chance that Im going to name it after Noel Edmonds, too. My child is bound to hate me for all this but, to be frank, its probably got it coming.

Weve already come quite close to losing our baby and the thought of going through anything like that again has already sent me into a death-spiral of emotional suffocation that wont let up until it moves out. Having kids, Im starting to discover, is going to be a right pain in the arse.

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